Recently I watched the adorable film, Nonnas, and thought …. who knew both co-stars of Swingers would end up in foodie movies? Seriously did not see that coming. Anyway, I developed this sauce for pizza. But it was when I had to make a last minute pivot and this left over sauce saved my bacon – pun sort of intended because it ended up in a bacon-tomato cream sauce after I discovered my cherry tomatoes were spoiled – that I realized this sauce isn’t just for a pie. It’s the secret weapon that needs to be batched and stocked in your fridge on a weekly basis. It has the power to make what you are building that needs a tomato … something … not just shine, but infuse life into your dish.

Rustic Tomato Sauce
Special Equipment
- Food processor or blender
- Microplaner
Ingredients
Instead of filling up this list with individual *Alerts! I am going to issue a global Don’t Half-Ass This! *Alert! Follow the ingredient list strictly. If you don’t, you might as well just buy a jar of tomato basil sauce from the grocery store and call it done. It is all the OILS in this sauce that make the flavor so ALIVE. Like, ‘Under the Tuscan Sun’-level alive. That’s right, I am claiming that this sauce will make you forget about relationship fallout for a few minutes when all those fresh oils and acids hit your sad, ‘life hasn’t worked out for me so far’ nostrils. You might not be Diane Lane restoring a villa in Tuscany, but gosh darnit, I got you close.
- 1 can whole, peeled San Marzano tomatoes (28 oz)
- 1 tbsp Extra Virgin Olive Oil (EVOO)
- 2–3 garlic cloves, micro-planed
- 1 tbsp freshly ground sea salt
- 1 tsp freshly ground peppercorn blend
- 1 tsp Italian seasoning
- 1 tsp sugar
- 1 tsp crushed red pepper
- 5 fresh, hand-torn basil leaves
- *Note: If you have access to potted live plants at your local grocery store or farmers market, I highly encourage you to pick up a basil plant. They last for up to a month and provide an abundance of fresh basil on the fly.
Preparation
- Combine all ingredients in your food processor or blender.
- Pulse for 60 seconds.
- Can be used immediately, but I recommend you cover and let the sauce rest for about 20 minutes.
- Can be refrigerated and stored for up to a week. A bowl with plastic wrap works, but if you have any left over glass sauce jars, that’s better.
This batch makes about two cups, plenty for a couple pies on pizza night, a big batch of Capellini Pompadour, or, if you’re my kid – just eat it!, and still have some left over for when you realize that no; no, cherry tomatoes don’t last forever even if it sometimes feels like it.
And since you listened to my global Don’t Half-Ass This! *Alert, your kitchen now smells like Tuscany for the rest of the night.
Nom On, Nonna, Nom on,
~Crunchy


